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jokes
Apr 6, 2007 6:20:32 GMT -5
Post by Luke on Apr 6, 2007 6:20:32 GMT -5
well this is jokes and the admin says if ur jokes are good u may see em on home page ill start off
well i was at my friends house and his dad was hanging a deer head muoounted on a plaque on the wall when he said "daddy, did u shoot that deer?" his dad says "nope, ran through the wall and got stuck."
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Apr 15, 2007 15:49:24 GMT -5
Post by Luke on Apr 15, 2007 15:49:24 GMT -5
3 blondes where walking when 1 stops and says" hey look possum tracks" then another says" no u stupid those are deer tracks" then the other 1 says "no ur both wrong those are duck tracks" 5 mins later there dead on train tracks!
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Apr 15, 2007 15:59:25 GMT -5
Post by Luke on Apr 15, 2007 15:59:25 GMT -5
elephant jokes
ok the next jokes are all elephant jokes
how do u kill a blue elephant? a blue elephant gun!
how do u kill a pink elephant ? hold its trunk till it turns blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun!
why do ducks have webed feet? to stomp out forest fires!
why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out burning ducks!
what do u call an elephant who is stomping out a burning duck? smokey the elephant!!!
what is smokey the elephants middle name? the!!!
why do elephants have short leggs? from jumping out of trees!
why shouldnt u go into the forest bettween 4-6pm because ull get hit by falling elephants!
why are pigmes so short? because they whent into the forest bettween 4-6 pm
why cant elephants laguh? with all these stupid elephant jokes how could they!
ok those are made by a comedian that i cant remeb the name of! but there not mine!
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Apr 15, 2007 16:03:39 GMT -5
Post by Luke on Apr 15, 2007 16:03:39 GMT -5
ok now blond jokes!
how does a blond try to kill a fish? drowns it!
how does a blond try and kill a bird? throws it off a building!
how do u kill a blond? put a scrath and sniff at the bottom of the pool
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Apr 15, 2007 16:17:33 GMT -5
Post by Luke on Apr 15, 2007 16:17:33 GMT -5
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